I bet that title up there sounds like something comical,huh?What I wanted to ramble about is that I just watched this really great movie - Hitch.Ever heard of that movie? Of course, you guys have. This is one romantic comedy which everyone should watch. You'll just wish that you had somebody who can set up a chance you to talk to the girl you love.I gotta get me one of those.If I had girl problems,I'd find somebody like him to solve it.I so do not want to end up on Oprah.
It's a story about a guy who helps out guys who wants a fighting chance of asking a girl that they love out and maybe hook up with them. However, he meets his match in this very defensive lady reporter and finds out that every principles that he holds dear to him does not work for him.It's just so sweet watching how Will Smith finally tells his love interest, played by the very hot looking Eva Mendes. It's corny right?I am a sucker for these romantic comedies.One of the best lines from the movie was this:
When you're wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan... when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP.
Now,THAT is something inspiring.It just gives you the inspiration to just ask anybody out for dinner or lunch or brunch with somebody.It kinda relates to what's going on with current situations right now.Now I ain't gonna tell what's going on but hey,what I can really say is that I'm pretty much sure I've been hit by one of Cupids ridiculously stupid looking arrows.Maybe it's Eva Mendes.Maybe it's the Olsen twins.Or maybe it's just some girl that I know.
Here's another quote from that movie:
Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? 'Cause she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid," but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom. ----->ignore the red colored writing.
The real question about that quote is..issit true?If it's true,then I have a chance.If not,then I'll just hum "Bye Bye Love" and build anxiety.Hey,Hitch,you norse bearded son of so-and-so,where do you get all those ideas about love?
Currently listening to "Take a look around" by Limp Bizkit.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
What you give,you get back
Welcome,readers, to another edition of drain bamage. I have no idea why I like to use "drain bamage" instead of "brain damage". It kinda sounds cool when you say it all the time. Like the word "spatula".That's a funny word.And duct tape.And chimichanga.And rebuttal.
Anyways,I would like to write about these words "what you give,you get back".And no,it's not the title of the song sung by Scorpions.That is a crap song which bombed on the music charts years back.Seriously,a song with wordings like that makes for a crappy song.
Ok.Back to my original rambling.What I wanted to say was that have you readers had that feeling that with every good deed that you do,something good will come out of it?Like for instance,you put a measely 5 cents into a charity box meant for the children's orphanage.You might think that your contribution is nothing much and that it won't mean spit.However,if you sincerely put that 5 cents into that charity box,you will definitely get something bigger from that 5 cents.It's true.I once put in 5 cents into this charity box at the mosque and I got something totally unexpected. You see,there was this one time during my practical training days,I was out for lunch with a senior in Deloitte (for those who don't know what a "Deloitte" is,it's an audit firm.It's one of those "Big Four" audit firms in the world). Then, he suggested we go have lunch at Chillis.I said "OK,let's go."But in my heart,I was saying "Oh my fucking God,I don't have enough money on me to get through lunch!Where's an ATM when you need one?".So,I told him that I needed to find an ATM to withdraw money.But he said,"It's OK.It's on me".I was going to say "What the fuck..?" but my better judgment stopped me from saying anymore.I was definitely lucky that day.It made me think.What did I do to deserve something like that?Did I go and save the Olsen twins from getting stalked by the paparazzi?Hell no!Did I help an old lady cross the road?Not in this lifetime.Then,I remembered that I had put in some money in a charity box at the mosque a few days back.I guess that was the reward from God for being sincere in doing charity.
So,dear readers,the moral of the story,if you want to do something,you do it with sincerity.If not you definitely won't get back what you have given.So,kids,please donate sincerely.It won't cause you no harm if you donate.God loves His servants to do good things.
This is definitely not me.Why in the blue hell am I writing something like this?Crap!
Currently listening to "The Man Who Sold the World" by Nirvana.
Anyways,I would like to write about these words "what you give,you get back".And no,it's not the title of the song sung by Scorpions.That is a crap song which bombed on the music charts years back.Seriously,a song with wordings like that makes for a crappy song.
Ok.Back to my original rambling.What I wanted to say was that have you readers had that feeling that with every good deed that you do,something good will come out of it?Like for instance,you put a measely 5 cents into a charity box meant for the children's orphanage.You might think that your contribution is nothing much and that it won't mean spit.However,if you sincerely put that 5 cents into that charity box,you will definitely get something bigger from that 5 cents.It's true.I once put in 5 cents into this charity box at the mosque and I got something totally unexpected. You see,there was this one time during my practical training days,I was out for lunch with a senior in Deloitte (for those who don't know what a "Deloitte" is,it's an audit firm.It's one of those "Big Four" audit firms in the world). Then, he suggested we go have lunch at Chillis.I said "OK,let's go."But in my heart,I was saying "Oh my fucking God,I don't have enough money on me to get through lunch!Where's an ATM when you need one?".So,I told him that I needed to find an ATM to withdraw money.But he said,"It's OK.It's on me".I was going to say "What the fuck..?" but my better judgment stopped me from saying anymore.I was definitely lucky that day.It made me think.What did I do to deserve something like that?Did I go and save the Olsen twins from getting stalked by the paparazzi?Hell no!Did I help an old lady cross the road?Not in this lifetime.Then,I remembered that I had put in some money in a charity box at the mosque a few days back.I guess that was the reward from God for being sincere in doing charity.
So,dear readers,the moral of the story,if you want to do something,you do it with sincerity.If not you definitely won't get back what you have given.So,kids,please donate sincerely.It won't cause you no harm if you donate.God loves His servants to do good things.
This is definitely not me.Why in the blue hell am I writing something like this?Crap!
Currently listening to "The Man Who Sold the World" by Nirvana.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Looking good and glamorous
Wow.If there's a word to describe last night,that would be the word that I would use to describe last night.There are other words to describe it but I prefer this word.Hey,it's my blog so I get to pick the words.
It was the Accounting Night.It's the equivalent of a farewell-cum-prom party for final year students and also as a place for people to show off their fashion styles and look good doing it.It's also a night where people get to eat expensive food and never feel guilty about it.It's also a night where people fork out money to look good.It was all worth it,I guess.I didn't fork out much but I think it was worth every cent that I forked out.I thought proms were supposed to be where teenagers with raging hormones score with their partners but I was disappointed.I've been fooled by the American dream.Does the American dream even exist?
Ok.Back to describing the whole thing.We came in late and the whole thing had already started.I had to dress up so that I can look good and elegant and pretty.Did I say pretty?So there I am,looking in the mirror and hulking up for the big night.
So, we all arrived there and ate the food.Damn.That fish had a lot of bones.It brings me back horrific memories of the time I choked on a fish bone.Now,I'm scared of eating fishes with a lotta bones.Everything else was ok,I guess.The real stars were the people there.All of them looking like Ken and Barbie attending a G.I. Joe convention centre.There were a lot of pretty boys and girls wearing pretty gowns and suits and whatever.Like I said,they look like Ken and Barbie.There was even this one girl who wore something like a wedding gown.Something that little girls would dress up Barbie with.I'm using the word "Barbie" a tad too much.I'm pretty sure that name is trademarked now.
Anyways,it was fun while it lasted.I think the real fun started when the whole thing ended.It all started when they opened the dance floor for people to dance and jump around.The downside of this whole thing was the dance floor was frickin' small.How do you expect people to show off their moves on the pitiful dance floor?Plus,it was hot and I was starting to sweat like hell there.But it was definitely cool to rub ass with ass.I dunno.Maybe I rubbed my ass with a guy's ass.Good God!Please tell me that I rubbed ass with a girl and not a guy.I do so hope that I did not rub my ass with a guy's ass.
Don't they all look pretty and beautiful?
It was the Accounting Night.It's the equivalent of a farewell-cum-prom party for final year students and also as a place for people to show off their fashion styles and look good doing it.It's also a night where people get to eat expensive food and never feel guilty about it.It's also a night where people fork out money to look good.It was all worth it,I guess.I didn't fork out much but I think it was worth every cent that I forked out.I thought proms were supposed to be where teenagers with raging hormones score with their partners but I was disappointed.I've been fooled by the American dream.Does the American dream even exist?
Ok.Back to describing the whole thing.We came in late and the whole thing had already started.I had to dress up so that I can look good and elegant and pretty.Did I say pretty?So there I am,looking in the mirror and hulking up for the big night.So, we all arrived there and ate the food.Damn.That fish had a lot of bones.It brings me back horrific memories of the time I choked on a fish bone.Now,I'm scared of eating fishes with a lotta bones.Everything else was ok,I guess.The real stars were the people there.All of them looking like Ken and Barbie attending a G.I. Joe convention centre.There were a lot of pretty boys and girls wearing pretty gowns and suits and whatever.Like I said,they look like Ken and Barbie.There was even this one girl who wore something like a wedding gown.Something that little girls would dress up Barbie with.I'm using the word "Barbie" a tad too much.I'm pretty sure that name is trademarked now.
Anyways,it was fun while it lasted.I think the real fun started when the whole thing ended.It all started when they opened the dance floor for people to dance and jump around.The downside of this whole thing was the dance floor was frickin' small.How do you expect people to show off their moves on the pitiful dance floor?Plus,it was hot and I was starting to sweat like hell there.But it was definitely cool to rub ass with ass.I dunno.Maybe I rubbed my ass with a guy's ass.Good God!Please tell me that I rubbed ass with a girl and not a guy.I do so hope that I did not rub my ass with a guy's ass.
So,after the whole thingy ended,people were busy taking pictures of themselves and with everybody else.Heck,I took pictures with people that I never thought I would take pictures with.Here are some of the beautiful people that I had the chance to take pictures with.When I say beautiful people,I meant the guys also.You guys look pretty,too.Especially Alip,Ameen,Azzeri,Butt and Fareez.Don't they loook pretty?
I pretty much borrowed partners last night.Hey,can anyone say "Player"?I can.hahaha..I'm definitely going to be banged by Ameen, Alip,Azzeri and Butt.
Praying for a miracle, maybe?
I pretty much borrowed partners last night.Hey,can anyone say "Player"?I can.hahaha..I'm definitely going to be banged by Ameen, Alip,Azzeri and Butt.
These were the people at table 27.Heck,2 of them bagged the lucky draw prizes.Azzeri,I want one of those things in your hamper.Oh wait,I already got some .
The guys looking all dashing and handsome.Oh crap.I can see my pot belly in this picture!
Don't they all look pretty and beautiful?
And so ends the night.It was a night that won't be forgotten for awhile.Ok,maybe I will forget about this thing in a few days but it was definitely something to remember.Especially that time when.....ah,that's a story for another day.
Currently listening to "Forgot about Dre" by Dr. Dre
Currently listening to "Forgot about Dre" by Dr. Dre
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Spirit of the glass????
Hello,dear readers, to another edition of my two cent's worth of drain bamage.I actually didn't have anything to write about until I came across this sorry excuse of a horror movie which I thought was a waste of time.So,folks,I advise you to stay the hell away from this movie.You will feel like kicking yourself on the head after you watched that movie.
So,there I was waiting excitedly to get myself scared shitless by watching this horror movie.The movie's title was "Spirit of the Glass".It was a horror film from the Philipines.The movie's synopsis was attention grabbing enough for me to watch.Who wouldn't want to watch a movie with a title like that?I would since I'm a horror fan.Oh right.I forgot.There are people who are not into horror movies.But if you think about it,"Spirit of the Glass" sounds interesting,right?
It tells of Kelly and her friends going to this old house and then they find an ouija board.As with all horror movies involving teenagers who are growing and feeling really frisky,they played with the ouija board.C'mon,don't these people watch horror movies?If there's any ouija board,just leave the damn thing alone and leave those spirits where they're used to be.But noooo,they had to go and summon a spirit and have a chat with it.Then things went awry and the spirit won't go away.That's when all the excitement started.Or so I thought.
Of all the horror movies that I've watched,this is the dumbest horror movie that I've ever watched.There wasn't any scary moments that was worth mentioning.Even the damn ghost was not scary.It was more like a William Hung and Elijah Wood.Only darker.What kind of ghost tucks in its shirt and looks all clean shaven???My God!I've seen more scary looking nerdy than this "disturbed" ghost.In fact,the teletubbies are much more scary than that ghost.I shit you not.Teletubbies are the most scariest thing in the world.You look at those things and you'll want to run away from their cuteness.I bet they like to lure children with their cute attitude and dancing and without you realizing it,they'll cut you to pieces!So,people,stay away from the teletubbies.
The only saving grace of that movie was the main star,Rica Peralejo.Man,she is hot!Not just hot but smoking hot!She has that exotic look and well,her nose was nice.Plus she has a nice body.hahaha..It turns out that she ain't that old at all.More or less something like 27 years old.
Only watch this movie if you're into hot girls and horny teenagers trying to play tough.I recommend you people to watch other horror movies.Hell,watching a 70 year-old man making love to an 80 year-old woman is scary enough for me.With those loose skin and sagging titties,who wouldn't feel scary?Oh the humanity.
Currently listening to "Hell Song" by Sum 41.
So,there I was waiting excitedly to get myself scared shitless by watching this horror movie.The movie's title was "Spirit of the Glass".It was a horror film from the Philipines.The movie's synopsis was attention grabbing enough for me to watch.Who wouldn't want to watch a movie with a title like that?I would since I'm a horror fan.Oh right.I forgot.There are people who are not into horror movies.But if you think about it,"Spirit of the Glass" sounds interesting,right?
It tells of Kelly and her friends going to this old house and then they find an ouija board.As with all horror movies involving teenagers who are growing and feeling really frisky,they played with the ouija board.C'mon,don't these people watch horror movies?If there's any ouija board,just leave the damn thing alone and leave those spirits where they're used to be.But noooo,they had to go and summon a spirit and have a chat with it.Then things went awry and the spirit won't go away.That's when all the excitement started.Or so I thought.
Of all the horror movies that I've watched,this is the dumbest horror movie that I've ever watched.There wasn't any scary moments that was worth mentioning.Even the damn ghost was not scary.It was more like a William Hung and Elijah Wood.Only darker.What kind of ghost tucks in its shirt and looks all clean shaven???My God!I've seen more scary looking nerdy than this "disturbed" ghost.In fact,the teletubbies are much more scary than that ghost.I shit you not.Teletubbies are the most scariest thing in the world.You look at those things and you'll want to run away from their cuteness.I bet they like to lure children with their cute attitude and dancing and without you realizing it,they'll cut you to pieces!So,people,stay away from the teletubbies.
The only saving grace of that movie was the main star,Rica Peralejo.Man,she is hot!Not just hot but smoking hot!She has that exotic look and well,her nose was nice.Plus she has a nice body.hahaha..It turns out that she ain't that old at all.More or less something like 27 years old.
Only watch this movie if you're into hot girls and horny teenagers trying to play tough.I recommend you people to watch other horror movies.Hell,watching a 70 year-old man making love to an 80 year-old woman is scary enough for me.With those loose skin and sagging titties,who wouldn't feel scary?Oh the humanity.
Currently listening to "Hell Song" by Sum 41.
Monday, March 24, 2008
And the colour of the day is red and blue...
It's becoming clearer and clearer on who will win the EPL title.I have to reluctantly say that Manchester United (BOO!HISS!) will win the title.Arsenal yet again have failed to deliver in the latter stages of the campaign.After such a promising start to the campaign they are now six points behind Manchester United (BOO!HISS!).I'd say that Arsenal have won the bridesmaid of the year award.It's been very disappointing month of March with the team going five matches without winning.That doesn't sound like champion material.Damn!
I was one a very happy Arsenal fan when Bakary Sagna scored from a corner.Who would have expected that the guy with the worse hairstyle (think Macy Gray but only worse when she has a bad hair day) score in such a spectacular fashion?Oops..did i say spectacular?I was going to say good goal.Anyways,after the guy went off injured,Arsenal's game fell apart.Didier Drogba taking advantage of some woeful Arsenal defending to score not one but two brilliant goals.You have to give credit to Chelsea for not giving up after going a goal down.I think that goal by Sagna woke them up.Now that's championship material over there.You don't feel down after going down but you keep on trying until you get something out of it.Why oh why can't Arsenal play like that?Drogba and company,I salute you.Avram Grant,you damn ugly Jewish son of a so and so,you made a masterstroke of a substitution.Salutations to you,you sly old fox.Now look at the table.Chelsea are on top of Arsenal.I mean,what the fuck?I was jumping for joy like a bitch like Britney Spears after she won an Oscar award (If she won one,that is).
Manchester United is definitely poised to win the title.And they haven't even played against Arsenal yet!If they could kick Liverpool's ass 3-0,then what would the outcome be for MU and Arsenal be?Another repeat of that 4-0 thrashing in the FA Cup?I hope not.I'm impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo.He definitely is the bomb!He can shoot,he can score,he can dribble,he can sprint and he has a bottomless stamina.That guy really impresses me.He's already scored like 34 goals and there's still a long way to go.At the rate that he's going,he could well reach 50 league goals in this season.My God!Is there any limit to this man's talent?The scary thing is he's still not 25 yet!Good Lord almighty!Why did you have to give this gift to this man?Of all the people in the world,why him?Somebody please break his legs.He's a defender's worst nightmare.A thorn on a rose.A pain in the ass.A penis in your anus.A...a...Argh.I'm out of ideas.
Ah,well.There's still the champions league for Arsenal to win.(hit "laugh out loud" sound)
Currently listening to "Hotdog" by Limp Bizkit.
I was one a very happy Arsenal fan when Bakary Sagna scored from a corner.Who would have expected that the guy with the worse hairstyle (think Macy Gray but only worse when she has a bad hair day) score in such a spectacular fashion?Oops..did i say spectacular?I was going to say good goal.Anyways,after the guy went off injured,Arsenal's game fell apart.Didier Drogba taking advantage of some woeful Arsenal defending to score not one but two brilliant goals.You have to give credit to Chelsea for not giving up after going a goal down.I think that goal by Sagna woke them up.Now that's championship material over there.You don't feel down after going down but you keep on trying until you get something out of it.Why oh why can't Arsenal play like that?Drogba and company,I salute you.Avram Grant,you damn ugly Jewish son of a so and so,you made a masterstroke of a substitution.Salutations to you,you sly old fox.Now look at the table.Chelsea are on top of Arsenal.I mean,what the fuck?I was jumping for joy like a bitch like Britney Spears after she won an Oscar award (If she won one,that is).
Manchester United is definitely poised to win the title.And they haven't even played against Arsenal yet!If they could kick Liverpool's ass 3-0,then what would the outcome be for MU and Arsenal be?Another repeat of that 4-0 thrashing in the FA Cup?I hope not.I'm impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo.He definitely is the bomb!He can shoot,he can score,he can dribble,he can sprint and he has a bottomless stamina.That guy really impresses me.He's already scored like 34 goals and there's still a long way to go.At the rate that he's going,he could well reach 50 league goals in this season.My God!Is there any limit to this man's talent?The scary thing is he's still not 25 yet!Good Lord almighty!Why did you have to give this gift to this man?Of all the people in the world,why him?Somebody please break his legs.He's a defender's worst nightmare.A thorn on a rose.A pain in the ass.A penis in your anus.A...a...Argh.I'm out of ideas.
Ah,well.There's still the champions league for Arsenal to win.(hit "laugh out loud" sound)
Currently listening to "Hotdog" by Limp Bizkit.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
If looks can kill
Ok.Wow.Now I'm trying something new here.Blogging?Never thought that I'd be doing something like this but what the hell,there's always a first time for everything,right?
So,what do i want to talk about in this never before seen (or read) post?I dunno.I've been thinking,where can I let out all this things that are on my mind?Write them down in a notepad?Naaah...I'm too lazy to be doing all things.So,I figured where else can I let people know what's on my mind and make them laugh?The internet!That's the best place for people to know my crazy ideas and who knows...maybe put a smile on those sad faces.
I know this sounds like a lame idea for a guy who craves attention but who cares?Even politicians do these kinda things?In fact the damn bastard won in the last election!I was like..whoa!And then out came out the popular three words:What the fuck?
Look at how blogs can be fun.We can change the world and even make the Olsen twins happy about their weight.Wait a sec.Only Mary Kate is having weight problems and not Ashley.Ah!Never mind.The point is,maybe by writing blogs,we can make the whole world be a better place.Not that it can make a difference but we can try,right?
Anyways,this is my first post which i think is like one small step for mankind.No wait,that's not right.Lemme rephrase that.One small baby rat steps for mankind,one huge step for me.I still think this doesn't sound right.Ah.Whatever.As long as I'm happy.
So,what do i want to talk about in this never before seen (or read) post?I dunno.I've been thinking,where can I let out all this things that are on my mind?Write them down in a notepad?Naaah...I'm too lazy to be doing all things.So,I figured where else can I let people know what's on my mind and make them laugh?The internet!That's the best place for people to know my crazy ideas and who knows...maybe put a smile on those sad faces.
I know this sounds like a lame idea for a guy who craves attention but who cares?Even politicians do these kinda things?In fact the damn bastard won in the last election!I was like..whoa!And then out came out the popular three words:What the fuck?
Look at how blogs can be fun.We can change the world and even make the Olsen twins happy about their weight.Wait a sec.Only Mary Kate is having weight problems and not Ashley.Ah!Never mind.The point is,maybe by writing blogs,we can make the whole world be a better place.Not that it can make a difference but we can try,right?
Anyways,this is my first post which i think is like one small step for mankind.No wait,that's not right.Lemme rephrase that.One small baby rat steps for mankind,one huge step for me.I still think this doesn't sound right.Ah.Whatever.As long as I'm happy.
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