Spirit of the glass????

Hello,dear readers, to another edition of my two cent's worth of drain bamage.I actually didn't have anything to write about until I came across this sorry excuse of a horror movie which I thought was a waste of time.So,folks,I advise you to stay the hell away from this movie.You will feel like kicking yourself on the head after you watched that movie.

So,there I was waiting excitedly to get myself scared shitless by watching this horror movie.The movie's title was "Spirit of the Glass".It was a horror film from the Philipines.The movie's synopsis was attention grabbing enough for me to watch.Who wouldn't want to watch a movie with a title like that?I would since I'm a horror fan.Oh right.I forgot.There are people who are not into horror movies.But if you think about it,"Spirit of the Glass" sounds interesting,right?

It tells of Kelly and her friends going to this old house and then they find an ouija board.As with all horror movies involving teenagers who are growing and feeling really frisky,they played with the ouija board.C'mon,don't these people watch horror movies?If there's any ouija board,just leave the damn thing alone and leave those spirits where they're used to be.But noooo,they had to go and summon a spirit and have a chat with it.Then things went awry and the spirit won't go away.That's when all the excitement started.Or so I thought.

Of all the horror movies that I've watched,this is the dumbest horror movie that I've ever watched.There wasn't any scary moments that was worth mentioning.Even the damn ghost was not scary.It was more like a William Hung and Elijah Wood.Only darker.What kind of ghost tucks in its shirt and looks all clean shaven???My God!I've seen more scary looking nerdy than this "disturbed" ghost.In fact,the teletubbies are much more scary than that ghost.I shit you not.Teletubbies are the most scariest thing in the world.You look at those things and you'll want to run away from their cuteness.I bet they like to lure children with their cute attitude and dancing and without you realizing it,they'll cut you to pieces!So,people,stay away from the teletubbies.

The only saving grace of that movie was the main star,Rica Peralejo.Man,she is hot!Not just hot but smoking hot!She has that exotic look and well,her nose was nice.Plus she has a nice body.hahaha..It turns out that she ain't that old at all.More or less something like 27 years old.

Only watch this movie if you're into hot girls and horny teenagers trying to play tough.I recommend you people to watch other horror movies.Hell,watching a 70 year-old man making love to an 80 year-old woman is scary enough for me.With those loose skin and sagging titties,who wouldn't feel scary?Oh the humanity.

Currently listening to "Hell Song" by Sum 41.

And the colour of the day is red and blue...

It's becoming clearer and clearer on who will win the EPL title.I have to reluctantly say that Manchester United (BOO!HISS!) will win the title.Arsenal yet again have failed to deliver in the latter stages of the campaign.After such a promising start to the campaign they are now six points behind Manchester United (BOO!HISS!).I'd say that Arsenal have won the bridesmaid of the year award.It's been very disappointing month of March with the team going five matches without winning.That doesn't sound like champion material.Damn!

I was one a very happy Arsenal fan when Bakary Sagna scored from a corner.Who would have expected that the guy with the worse hairstyle (think Macy Gray but only worse when she has a bad hair day) score in such a spectacular fashion?Oops..did i say spectacular?I was going to say good goal.Anyways,after the guy went off injured,Arsenal's game fell apart.Didier Drogba taking advantage of some woeful Arsenal defending to score not one but two brilliant goals.You have to give credit to Chelsea for not giving up after going a goal down.I think that goal by Sagna woke them up.Now that's championship material over there.You don't feel down after going down but you keep on trying until you get something out of it.Why oh why can't Arsenal play like that?Drogba and company,I salute you.Avram Grant,you damn ugly Jewish son of a so and so,you made a masterstroke of a substitution.Salutations to you,you sly old fox.Now look at the table.Chelsea are on top of Arsenal.I mean,what the fuck?I was jumping for joy like a bitch like Britney Spears after she won an Oscar award (If she won one,that is).

Manchester United is definitely poised to win the title.And they haven't even played against Arsenal yet!If they could kick Liverpool's ass 3-0,then what would the outcome be for MU and Arsenal be?Another repeat of that 4-0 thrashing in the FA Cup?I hope not.I'm impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo.He definitely is the bomb!He can shoot,he can score,he can dribble,he can sprint and he has a bottomless stamina.That guy really impresses me.He's already scored like 34 goals and there's still a long way to go.At the rate that he's going,he could well reach 50 league goals in this season.My God!Is there any limit to this man's talent?The scary thing is he's still not 25 yet!Good Lord almighty!Why did you have to give this gift to this man?Of all the people in the world,why him?Somebody please break his legs.He's a defender's worst nightmare.A thorn on a rose.A pain in the ass.A penis in your anus.A...a...Argh.I'm out of ideas.

Ah,well.There's still the champions league for Arsenal to win.(hit "laugh out loud" sound)

Currently listening to "Hotdog" by Limp Bizkit.

And I was,like....whoa!

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If looks can kill

Ok.Wow.Now I'm trying something new here.Blogging?Never thought that I'd be doing something like this but what the hell,there's always a first time for everything,right?
So,what do i want to talk about in this never before seen (or read) post?I dunno.I've been thinking,where can I let out all this things that are on my mind?Write them down in a notepad?Naaah...I'm too lazy to be doing all things.So,I figured where else can I let people know what's on my mind and make them laugh?The internet!That's the best place for people to know my crazy ideas and who knows...maybe put a smile on those sad faces.
I know this sounds like a lame idea for a guy who craves attention but who cares?Even politicians do these kinda things?In fact the damn bastard won in the last election!I was like..whoa!And then out came out the popular three words:What the fuck?
Look at how blogs can be fun.We can change the world and even make the Olsen twins happy about their weight.Wait a sec.Only Mary Kate is having weight problems and not Ashley.Ah!Never mind.The point is,maybe by writing blogs,we can make the whole world be a better place.Not that it can make a difference but we can try,right?
Anyways,this is my first post which i think is like one small step for mankind.No wait,that's not right.Lemme rephrase that.One small baby rat steps for mankind,one huge step for me.I still think this doesn't sound right.Ah.Whatever.As long as I'm happy.