Another tagging thingy which I don't really understand but since I'm bored,so here goes:
Name:
Mohd Kamarul Azrai Bin Ainuddin
Occupation:
Full-time couch potato (everybody's got jobs and I'm still stuck at home)
Age:
23 (still 23 ok!)
Zodiac:
Leo
Fave Hangout:
Any place that I can call home
Talent:
Hmm..I think it's my ability to make lame jokes and talk nonsense.
Three things I can't live without:
Money (hey,ya can't blame a guy for not loving money)
Internet connection (Geez,I can't sit still at home without downloading something)
Handphone(yeah,yeah,I'm not a girl but I really need to be connected)
What a sweetest thing a girl/boy has done for you?
I dunno.Buy me dinner,I think.I can't name all the girls and boys who've done sweet things for me cos there's just too many.
What's one thing you're glad you've outgrown?
What kinda question is this?Oh,yeah.I'm glad I outgrown myself watching Sesame Street.I cannot believe I watched that show when I was small.Dang!
Biggest mistake is...
not being an accounting student.If I didn't take accounting,I wouldn't have met all these brilliant people that I know now.Ok minus certain people ok.
Not going out too much during my early accounting years.I was a nerd and I still am,I think.
Which actor would play you in a movie about your life?
Tobey McGuire (He's just like me with those geeky face or issit just the makeup?)
Why do women/men....
listen to New Boyz?They are the bomb!You drop their album on Israel and you can kill 'em all.One minute of their song can kill you.
If you were a product,how would you advertising campaign read?
I'm not full of energy but rich in vitamin C
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
The End of the Road and Disappointment.
Welcome,dear readers,to another edition of Drain Bamage.Here's to the end of the road for me.This is my last post as a student.D-Day is finally over or should I say,exams are finally over.And when I say it's over,it's definitely over.Ok,so maybe it's not over yet.There's still the supplementary papers to take IF i flunk one or two papers (which i hope not).
Here are my thoughts on the last two papers
D-Day:Day 4:Forensic Accounting.
I think this is the first paper where I had to really,really write a lot and also the first paper here in MMU where I didn't study shit for it.I mean,there was nothing to read about.The lecture notes were crap and all I to do was use my common sense in answering those questions.You can say that this paper was a bit tough considering I had to write so damn much just for the 1st question.Geez.
D-Day:Day 5:Management Decision Science
Finally!The last paper where almost all the students have been waiting for.I've waited for this last paper for a long time now.After this,I'm adding myself to the statistics for unemployed people.God,I'm gonna be jobless after this three hour paper.I studied really hard for this paper considering I took this paper last year and failed spectacularly.Hopefully,history doesn't repeat itself.
Yeah,the last day was also my last day to enjoy my days in MMU and also to student life.It was also my last chance to tell that one particular girl about how I felt towards her.How did it go?Let's just say,I'm leaving MMU a disappointed man.I was planning to tell her later in the night after her exams.I've even practiced my lines really well and rehearsed it.To my disappointment,I didn't even get to see a shadow nor hear anything from her.All I got was the "duu..duu..duu..duu" on the dial tone.I tried to call her but there was just no answer from her.I tell myself,"maybe she's asleep because she's tired from the exams." Or maybe it's just her trying to avoid me.Whatever it is,I'm leaving with having things left unsaid.Somehow,the song "Bye Bye Baby" by OK Go is playing in my head over and over again.
Yeah,I wanted to break the news to my friends about what happened but what can I say?Nothing happened....I'm left disappointed.Where's Oprah when you need her?I do so want to end up on Oprah.Just so you know,I am not making this shit up.You cannot make this shit up.I didn't chicken out from my plan.Well,I was planning to but I didn't.It just didn't go as I hoped or planned it would.Ah,to hell with it.
Anyways,I don't want to say goodbye to everybody I know because I might get emotional.I hate it when it comes to goodbyes.I'm an emotional guy,so sue me!
Well,here's to the good and bad memories of being in MMU.Life goes on,bub!Cheers!
Currently listening to "Bye Bye Baby" by OK Go.
Here are my thoughts on the last two papers
D-Day:Day 4:Forensic Accounting.
I think this is the first paper where I had to really,really write a lot and also the first paper here in MMU where I didn't study shit for it.I mean,there was nothing to read about.The lecture notes were crap and all I to do was use my common sense in answering those questions.You can say that this paper was a bit tough considering I had to write so damn much just for the 1st question.Geez.
D-Day:Day 5:Management Decision Science
Finally!The last paper where almost all the students have been waiting for.I've waited for this last paper for a long time now.After this,I'm adding myself to the statistics for unemployed people.God,I'm gonna be jobless after this three hour paper.I studied really hard for this paper considering I took this paper last year and failed spectacularly.Hopefully,history doesn't repeat itself.
Yeah,the last day was also my last day to enjoy my days in MMU and also to student life.It was also my last chance to tell that one particular girl about how I felt towards her.How did it go?Let's just say,I'm leaving MMU a disappointed man.I was planning to tell her later in the night after her exams.I've even practiced my lines really well and rehearsed it.To my disappointment,I didn't even get to see a shadow nor hear anything from her.All I got was the "duu..duu..duu..duu" on the dial tone.I tried to call her but there was just no answer from her.I tell myself,"maybe she's asleep because she's tired from the exams." Or maybe it's just her trying to avoid me.Whatever it is,I'm leaving with having things left unsaid.Somehow,the song "Bye Bye Baby" by OK Go is playing in my head over and over again.
Yeah,I wanted to break the news to my friends about what happened but what can I say?Nothing happened....I'm left disappointed.Where's Oprah when you need her?I do so want to end up on Oprah.Just so you know,I am not making this shit up.You cannot make this shit up.I didn't chicken out from my plan.Well,I was planning to but I didn't.It just didn't go as I hoped or planned it would.Ah,to hell with it.
Anyways,I don't want to say goodbye to everybody I know because I might get emotional.I hate it when it comes to goodbyes.I'm an emotional guy,so sue me!
Well,here's to the good and bad memories of being in MMU.Life goes on,bub!Cheers!
Currently listening to "Bye Bye Baby" by OK Go.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
D-Day
Welcome,dear readers,to another edition of Drain Bamage.It's been a really,really,really draining week for me.It's the final exams and I feel really pooped from all that studying.Hell,I've been studying for the past two weeks.I hate studying.I'd rather sit through three re-runs of Titanic rather than read Securities Investment and Portfolio Management.I'd rather watch some bad acting by those "Akademi Fantasia" assholes than do all those Corporate Accounting 2 questions.Sheesh.
Was it all worth it?I don't know.I think I worked hard but I can't help but feel that something bad is gonna happen.So,how did I fare?Let's just say that I feel like something bad is gonna happen.My spider-sense is tingling is off the charts!
D-Day:Day 1:Securities Investment & Portfolio Management.
I think I'm gonna flunk this paper.I was totally caught of guard.It was like I was putting a frontal assault on the damn enemies when they blindsided me from the left flank and devastated my whole assault.Pretty dramatic eh?Ok.What I'm saying is that I expected some thing like the past year papers but in the end,there weren't any theory questions and the whole calculations part was so tough that I totally fucked up!It's like when I opened the paper,all I got is a big "FUCK YOU" note on the paper.Damn the lecturer for misleading me.Not a good first day for me.Sigh.I guess I have to look forward to the next exam:Corporate Accounting 2.
D-Day:Day 2:Corporate Accounting 2
I studied for a week for this paper.I'm pretty sure I can do this shit.But,alas,things are never as we expect it to be.Initially,I thought I did quite well for that paper but as time went on,it got tougher and I definitely couldn't do some of those questions.Sheesh.All that studying for nothing.My confidence has been shot to pieces.Now,if only I can get the Olsen twins to tell me that I did ok after all that.......
D-Day:ERP Systems
I'm not quite worried about this paper because I was quite confident about this shit.Although there were parts where I just didn't know what to right but thanks to my ability to come up with ridiculous ideas,I didn't leave out that question.
D-Day is not yet over.I still have 2 more papers to go.I'm quite confident for these next two papers.Confidence is high.I believe I can do well for this.Or can I?
Currently listening to "What's my age again?" by Blink 182.
Was it all worth it?I don't know.I think I worked hard but I can't help but feel that something bad is gonna happen.So,how did I fare?Let's just say that I feel like something bad is gonna happen.My spider-sense is tingling is off the charts!
D-Day:Day 1:Securities Investment & Portfolio Management.
I think I'm gonna flunk this paper.I was totally caught of guard.It was like I was putting a frontal assault on the damn enemies when they blindsided me from the left flank and devastated my whole assault.Pretty dramatic eh?Ok.What I'm saying is that I expected some thing like the past year papers but in the end,there weren't any theory questions and the whole calculations part was so tough that I totally fucked up!It's like when I opened the paper,all I got is a big "FUCK YOU" note on the paper.Damn the lecturer for misleading me.Not a good first day for me.Sigh.I guess I have to look forward to the next exam:Corporate Accounting 2.
D-Day:Day 2:Corporate Accounting 2
I studied for a week for this paper.I'm pretty sure I can do this shit.But,alas,things are never as we expect it to be.Initially,I thought I did quite well for that paper but as time went on,it got tougher and I definitely couldn't do some of those questions.Sheesh.All that studying for nothing.My confidence has been shot to pieces.Now,if only I can get the Olsen twins to tell me that I did ok after all that.......
D-Day:ERP Systems
I'm not quite worried about this paper because I was quite confident about this shit.Although there were parts where I just didn't know what to right but thanks to my ability to come up with ridiculous ideas,I didn't leave out that question.
D-Day is not yet over.I still have 2 more papers to go.I'm quite confident for these next two papers.Confidence is high.I believe I can do well for this.Or can I?
Currently listening to "What's my age again?" by Blink 182.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
The Game Plan
Welcome,dear readers to another edition of Drain Bamage. I know the title sounds corny and cheesy and is a rip-off from a movie but I think that title is exactly the thing I wanna ramble about.
You see,for the past few days,my mind has been disturbed.The reason being is that I may not have the chance to tell how I feel about this certain person.I'm going back to Penang on the 25th and my last paper is on the 23rd.My initial plan was to ask that particular person out maybe a few days after the exams but you know how things usually don't work out as planned.Ok this is nonsense.Let's name this particular person "Megan" as in Megan Fox.How I wish it was actually Megan Fox.
Ok.The plan is simple.Ask Megan out and then at the end of it all tell her how I feel.Here,I got a script ready for it.Let's put some comedy in this shit,shall we?
Deadpool: Well,this is it.It's been fun.This is the last time I'll be seeing you.
Megan:Yeah.It has been fun.Well,then,good bye!See you around.(she walks off to her home)
Deadpool:Megan!Wait.Hold up.I....have something to tell you.I may not have another chance to tell you this and this could be my last chance for me to tell you.
Megan:(Pause) What're you talking about?
Deadpool:You know...we been out for like...one,two or four times like that and I kinda have this strange feeling about you.You know,like butterflies in your stomach.
Megan:(Looking confused)
Deadpool:Ok.I'll get straight to the point.I think I like you.I wouldn't want to use the word "love" because that would be too strong to describe this feelings but..yeah,I like you.I just had to say it because who knows,I might not be alive tomorrow so I just had to let you know about it.It's OK if you can't accept that but I felt like this had to be the right time to tell you.I've waited a long time to tell you this and I thought that this was the right moment to tell you.
Megan:(looking shocked)
Deadpool:I know what you're gonna say.You're going to say "Are you kidding me?" and then I'll say "No,I'm not kidding."Or if you can't say anything at all maybe you can just give me an sms or anything.That'll be just fine.OK.I've said all that I wanted to say.I think I'll excuse myself.Don't be a stranger OK?
Now,there could be two conclusions to this thing.
1.She says that she can't accept it but would like to just remain friends.Nothing else.Or to put it in stronger words:Sorry,you're just not my type.
2.She says the feeling's mutual and that we should take things easy slowly.Or to put in in stronger words:I got feelings for you too,but it's just too early and we need to get to know each other well first.It's just not official.Yet.
I'd prefer for the 2nd conclusion but who knows what will happen if I don't tell her.I may or may not like the answer that's going to come.Now that felt a teensy weensy better now.I've been having this bottled up inside of me for some time and it's really affecting me.I don't know whether it's just too early or the right time.I've asked around and they say I should just go and tell her how I feel.It doesn't matter whether she accepts or not.What matters is you tell her or else you will regret it.
I wonder if those this thing really work out in the real world?Only one way to find out if life is really as dramatic as Britney Spear's life.Sorry,Nicol.I just had to use Britney.I don't like using Jessica Alba 'cos I like her.
Currently listening to "Highway to Hell" by ACDC.
You see,for the past few days,my mind has been disturbed.The reason being is that I may not have the chance to tell how I feel about this certain person.I'm going back to Penang on the 25th and my last paper is on the 23rd.My initial plan was to ask that particular person out maybe a few days after the exams but you know how things usually don't work out as planned.Ok this is nonsense.Let's name this particular person "Megan" as in Megan Fox.How I wish it was actually Megan Fox.
Ok.The plan is simple.Ask Megan out and then at the end of it all tell her how I feel.Here,I got a script ready for it.Let's put some comedy in this shit,shall we?
Deadpool: Well,this is it.It's been fun.This is the last time I'll be seeing you.
Megan:Yeah.It has been fun.Well,then,good bye!See you around.(she walks off to her home)
Deadpool:Megan!Wait.Hold up.I....have something to tell you.I may not have another chance to tell you this and this could be my last chance for me to tell you.
Megan:(Pause) What're you talking about?
Deadpool:You know...we been out for like...one,two or four times like that and I kinda have this strange feeling about you.You know,like butterflies in your stomach.
Megan:(Looking confused)
Deadpool:Ok.I'll get straight to the point.I think I like you.I wouldn't want to use the word "love" because that would be too strong to describe this feelings but..yeah,I like you.I just had to say it because who knows,I might not be alive tomorrow so I just had to let you know about it.It's OK if you can't accept that but I felt like this had to be the right time to tell you.I've waited a long time to tell you this and I thought that this was the right moment to tell you.
Megan:(looking shocked)
Deadpool:I know what you're gonna say.You're going to say "Are you kidding me?" and then I'll say "No,I'm not kidding."Or if you can't say anything at all maybe you can just give me an sms or anything.That'll be just fine.OK.I've said all that I wanted to say.I think I'll excuse myself.Don't be a stranger OK?
Now,there could be two conclusions to this thing.
1.She says that she can't accept it but would like to just remain friends.Nothing else.Or to put it in stronger words:Sorry,you're just not my type.
2.She says the feeling's mutual and that we should take things easy slowly.Or to put in in stronger words:I got feelings for you too,but it's just too early and we need to get to know each other well first.It's just not official.Yet.
I'd prefer for the 2nd conclusion but who knows what will happen if I don't tell her.I may or may not like the answer that's going to come.Now that felt a teensy weensy better now.I've been having this bottled up inside of me for some time and it's really affecting me.I don't know whether it's just too early or the right time.I've asked around and they say I should just go and tell her how I feel.It doesn't matter whether she accepts or not.What matters is you tell her or else you will regret it.
I wonder if those this thing really work out in the real world?Only one way to find out if life is really as dramatic as Britney Spear's life.Sorry,Nicol.I just had to use Britney.I don't like using Jessica Alba 'cos I like her.
Currently listening to "Highway to Hell" by ACDC.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Tag!You're it!
I don't quite understand this whole tagging thing but Nicol asked me to do this lil' thingy here.
Dream job:I dunno.I think I have like 3 dream jobs.
1.Househusband.
2.Lecturer
3.Personal assistant to Britney Spears
Why?
1.Why I wanna be a househusband?Simple.I hate to work.I prefer to stay at home and take care of the kids.I'm gonna marry a gal who's rich and will work for me.Hey,as long as I can provide her with some good sex,then I don't see any problems to that.
2.Why I wanna be an lecturer?Maybe it's because my old man is also a lecturer.Besides,being a lecturer isn't that bad.Just go to class,say "hi" to the kids,and teach them crap.And the pay is good too.
3.Why I wanna be a personal assistant to Britney Spears?Because she's rich and I can get her deepest,darkest secrets and my ugly face will be all over the tabloid newspapers with the headline: "Photogenic Personal Assistant"
There's also the worst job:
Worst job to have:
Auditor
Why?
Simple.The pay is bad.You have to work on weekends and I definitely hate to work on weekends.Plus,it's just too tedious to work as an auditor.
Currently listening to "Fade to Black" by Metallica
Dream job:I dunno.I think I have like 3 dream jobs.
1.Househusband.
2.Lecturer
3.Personal assistant to Britney Spears
Why?
1.Why I wanna be a househusband?Simple.I hate to work.I prefer to stay at home and take care of the kids.I'm gonna marry a gal who's rich and will work for me.Hey,as long as I can provide her with some good sex,then I don't see any problems to that.
2.Why I wanna be an lecturer?Maybe it's because my old man is also a lecturer.Besides,being a lecturer isn't that bad.Just go to class,say "hi" to the kids,and teach them crap.And the pay is good too.
3.Why I wanna be a personal assistant to Britney Spears?Because she's rich and I can get her deepest,darkest secrets and my ugly face will be all over the tabloid newspapers with the headline: "Photogenic Personal Assistant"
There's also the worst job:
Worst job to have:
Auditor
Why?
Simple.The pay is bad.You have to work on weekends and I definitely hate to work on weekends.Plus,it's just too tedious to work as an auditor.
Currently listening to "Fade to Black" by Metallica
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Wedding bells a ringing
No,those bells are not ringing for me.And no,I'm not getting married whatsoever.I'm not doing a Mariah Carey OK?So, let's get to my usual opening lines.Welcome,dear readers,to another edition of Drain Bamage.Contrary to that title above,I am going to once again say that I am NOT getting married.I'm referring to my housemate,Ameen,who is gonna get married in August.Congratulations!
As we were talking about our futures,me and my friends discussed who among us were next in line to lose our "man cards".For those who don't get the meaning of "man cards",it means getting married.Here's the surprise.Ameen said that I was the next one to get married in the near future.What the fuck?Cue the "laugh out loud" track now please.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
That is the biggest overstatement of all that I've ever heard.It's kinda strange actually.He wasn't the only person to say the same thing.Miss Aliza also said the same thing when she said among me,Fareez and Butt,I was going to be the first one to get married.C'mon.Do I even look like I'm gonna get married in the near future.I don't even have a special someone and yet somebody comes and say "Hey,you jackass,you're gonna get married earlier than all your housemates."That's just funny.Ludicrous.Blasphemy!The reason for all this is because my "love life" is not as complicated as them all.Not complicated,huh?Obviously that is another overstatement.My love life is messed up like Britney Spear's thong.Seriously.It ain't as peachy as it looks like.Not as straight as an ironed shirt.Not as straight as the LDP or even as straight as Jessica Alba's hair.Why do I have to make those ridiculous comparisons I will never know.
Geez.Why the hell am I even talking about marriage anyways?In fact,why am I even talking about love?Oh ship!The final exams are just around the corner and I can't be distracted with these kinda crap.Right now I AM kinda distracted.I just dunno how to put in words just yet.Maybe when I'm free,I'll write on what that distraction is all about.
Currently listening to "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys.Oh great.I'm listening to the Backstreet Boys.It just goes to show that I am distracted.Where is Hitch when you need him?I I got girl problems and I need you to be my Jonas Brothers.Show me the light,Dr H.I so do not want to end up on Oprah again.
As we were talking about our futures,me and my friends discussed who among us were next in line to lose our "man cards".For those who don't get the meaning of "man cards",it means getting married.Here's the surprise.Ameen said that I was the next one to get married in the near future.What the fuck?Cue the "laugh out loud" track now please.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
That is the biggest overstatement of all that I've ever heard.It's kinda strange actually.He wasn't the only person to say the same thing.Miss Aliza also said the same thing when she said among me,Fareez and Butt,I was going to be the first one to get married.C'mon.Do I even look like I'm gonna get married in the near future.I don't even have a special someone and yet somebody comes and say "Hey,you jackass,you're gonna get married earlier than all your housemates."That's just funny.Ludicrous.Blasphemy!The reason for all this is because my "love life" is not as complicated as them all.Not complicated,huh?Obviously that is another overstatement.My love life is messed up like Britney Spear's thong.Seriously.It ain't as peachy as it looks like.Not as straight as an ironed shirt.Not as straight as the LDP or even as straight as Jessica Alba's hair.Why do I have to make those ridiculous comparisons I will never know.
Geez.Why the hell am I even talking about marriage anyways?In fact,why am I even talking about love?Oh ship!The final exams are just around the corner and I can't be distracted with these kinda crap.Right now I AM kinda distracted.I just dunno how to put in words just yet.Maybe when I'm free,I'll write on what that distraction is all about.
Currently listening to "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys.Oh great.I'm listening to the Backstreet Boys.It just goes to show that I am distracted.Where is Hitch when you need him?I I got girl problems and I need you to be my Jonas Brothers.Show me the light,Dr H.I so do not want to end up on Oprah again.
Friday, May 2, 2008
And what does your name mean?
I was fucking bored and didn't know what to do so I tried this really cool thing.It's actually nothing special and it's a crappy thing but in these times of boredom,this is the kinda thing that helps.I went to this link:http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/ to find out what my name means.And this is what the damn thing has to say about my name:
I guess it rings true to some of the things about myself.Hahaha..Hmm..I wonder what the Mary Kate and Ashley's name means.Hey,there's no harm in finding out about it eh?Ne c'est pas?
Currently listening to "Angel's Orchestra" by Disagree.
What Azrai Means |
 You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience. You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along. But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. |
I guess it rings true to some of the things about myself.Hahaha..Hmm..I wonder what the Mary Kate and Ashley's name means.Hey,there's no harm in finding out about it eh?Ne c'est pas?
Currently listening to "Angel's Orchestra" by Disagree.
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