It's becoming clearer and clearer on who will win the EPL title.I have to reluctantly say that Manchester United (BOO!HISS!) will win the title.Arsenal yet again have failed to deliver in the latter stages of the campaign.After such a promising start to the campaign they are now six points behind Manchester United (BOO!HISS!).I'd say that Arsenal have won the bridesmaid of the year award.It's been very disappointing month of March with the team going five matches without winning.That doesn't sound like champion material.Damn!
I was one a very happy Arsenal fan when Bakary Sagna scored from a corner.Who would have expected that the guy with the worse hairstyle (think Macy Gray but only worse when she has a bad hair day) score in such a spectacular fashion?Oops..did i say spectacular?I was going to say good goal.Anyways,after the guy went off injured,Arsenal's game fell apart.Didier Drogba taking advantage of some woeful Arsenal defending to score not one but two brilliant goals.You have to give credit to Chelsea for not giving up after going a goal down.I think that goal by Sagna woke them up.Now that's championship material over there.You don't feel down after going down but you keep on trying until you get something out of it.Why oh why can't Arsenal play like that?Drogba and company,I salute you.Avram Grant,you damn ugly Jewish son of a so and so,you made a masterstroke of a substitution.Salutations to you,you sly old fox.Now look at the table.Chelsea are on top of Arsenal.I mean,what the fuck?I was jumping for joy like a bitch like Britney Spears after she won an Oscar award (If she won one,that is).
Manchester United is definitely poised to win the title.And they haven't even played against Arsenal yet!If they could kick Liverpool's ass 3-0,then what would the outcome be for MU and Arsenal be?Another repeat of that 4-0 thrashing in the FA Cup?I hope not.I'm impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo.He definitely is the bomb!He can shoot,he can score,he can dribble,he can sprint and he has a bottomless stamina.That guy really impresses me.He's already scored like 34 goals and there's still a long way to go.At the rate that he's going,he could well reach 50 league goals in this season.My God!Is there any limit to this man's talent?The scary thing is he's still not 25 yet!Good Lord almighty!Why did you have to give this gift to this man?Of all the people in the world,why him?Somebody please break his legs.He's a defender's worst nightmare.A thorn on a rose.A pain in the ass.A penis in your anus.A...a...Argh.I'm out of ideas.
Ah,well.There's still the champions league for Arsenal to win.(hit "laugh out loud" sound)
Currently listening to "Hotdog" by Limp Bizkit.
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